Friday, May 06, 2005

Where’s the Fat Elvis

The Nevada Treasury has unveiled an uninspired new state quarter. They have chosen some sort of goat and a hairy gold or silver miner. Now, these things probably represent an image the state would like to portray, but it’s just not the correct image everyone else has of the state.

What they really need is Elvis!! And not just any Elvis. They need the 1970s Elvis, in his jumpsuit, all jowly and paunchy. With tons of jewelry and those funk shades he wore. Throw some empty booze bottles and pills into the picture. Now we talking the official state quarter.


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